Hollywood Kiki’s Bio

Hollywood Kiki’s Bio
Kiki is a self proclaimed diva and gold digger, and of course an expert on just about everything. She will be the first one to point this out, and is the definition of a true narcissist. She likes shiny things that sparkle, the almighty dollar, and pink glitter. She is a fashion expert, a modern day diva, and her all time favorite singer is Madonna. She loves Karaoke, plays bingo on Tuesdays and enjoys her wine, that is for certain. Her favorite color is pink and she loves riding her Vespa around town. She is a celebrity in her own mind, a label whore, and considers that everyone else is beneath her. She parks her Vespa on a one way street, because the world does revolve around Kiki. She enjoys life to the fullest and takes full advantage of opportunities when they are given. Kiki has always felt that people mistreat her, because they are jealous. She is very political, very paranoid and enjoys staying off the grid. When she is not free loading somewhere, you can always be sure of one thing that is a constant, no matter what kooky story you heard on the street, her answer to everything is always the same. ” You don’t need to worry about that…… Right now.

For a small donation and gas money, she will always be willing to help out ” the little people” as she calls them, by claiming she can help you “fix your life.”

You can contact Hollywood Kiki by her agent in California, or send a direct message to her at hollywoodkiki@hotmail.com
All replies back will require a cash deposit or a gift card first before she will respond. Kiki has always valued her time and her privacy, time is money and she doesn’t have time for that…. Right now ” so please don’t expect a reply back until cash gratuities Are generously donated.

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Hollywood Kiki’s blog 5 simple ways to make yourself feel better

5 simple steps to make yourself feel better

1. Instead of looking at your own flaws find other people’s and always point them out
2. Blame other people for why your life sucks because its everybody’s fault but yours
3. Tell everyone how bad you had it growing up because being a victim is a good excuse for
The bad decisions you’ve made
4. Hate on people who did good things with their lives or make fun of people who tried and failed
This will help justify why you never gave effort and make you feel more comfortable being
A loser
5. Keep saying the phrase we all die in the end this will rationalize your apathy while at the same
Time devalue other people’s hard work and accomplishments

Kiki is drunk again

Woke up this morning to Kiki blaring Madonna and her fighting with the neighbors

holidays are always a good reason for Kiki to get extra drunk and be obnoxious she’s already had a whole box of wine and she’s starting to get sloppy for those of you that have invited her for dinner i suggest you don’t open the door she gets pretty mean the more she drinks.

Don’t worry i have taken her Vespa keys so everyone plan on getting drunk dialed from Kiki for a ride

kiki is a bipolar paranoid, self righteous narcissus , that drinks too much

KIKIS paranoia has been more elevated than usual. She already is convinced that everything is a conspiracy, and now she has been drinking box wine and red bull. Not a good idea, I keep telling her pick one or other . There is nothing worse than a drunk who is amped out on red bull . Yesterday was very challenging, she sat in the window all day with binoculars watching the birds , trying to convince me that the birds outside are working for the government and reporting our activities to back to them . Yeah, ok Kiki, have another res bull .She was so upset about the right to privacy in your home . I told her to close the window then problem solved right? Wrong , she went on a 3 hour rant about how the birds are listening to us . Who cares , what are they going to report back to big brother , that kiki is a bipolar paranoid, self righteous narcissus , that drinks too much

Some man just knocked on my door He said kiki said i would have sex with him if he fixed her starter and then he said he already fixed it and he was here to collect shes gone way too far this time

Some man just knocked on my door He said kiki said i would have sex with him if he fixed her starter and then he said he already fixed it and he was here to collect shes gone way too far this time.

Some man just knocked on my door He said kiki said i would have sex with him if he fixed her starter and then he said he already fixed it and he was here to collect shes gone way too far this time

Tara Rose Palumbo She is really getting brazen!

Shane Crey Gibson I like Kikis style!

Lisa Harrison i cant take this shit anymore i think im gonna have to get her some help shes definatley bipolar

Tara Rose Palumbo Just blow the dude, I am sure he would be happy with that. LOL

Tara im not blowing some guy so kiki can have a starter on her vespa your not takingthis serious at all she is trying to pimp me out and your telling me to blow your just as bad as she

Tara Rose Palumbo You know I was kidding

Deb Press …. Kiki…WTF?!?!? If it was a starter for like a Corvette, then maybe…but a Vespa? Seriously? lol

Quyen Tran Wow. She does not seem pleasant. Even if its a joke, she should’ve informed you because that’s just freaking weird.
Christine Brown Kiki went to far this time. Send her wild ass over to me. Ill fix her

Lisa Harrison She won’t be home until Sunday ill have her give you a call we definitely need to do some type of intervention
Christine Brown Sure ok after 12 noon.