Hollywood Kiki’s Bio
Kiki is a self proclaimed diva and gold digger, and of course an expert on just about everything. She will be the first one to point this out, and is the definition of a true narcissist. She likes shiny things that sparkle, the almighty dollar, and pink glitter. She is a fashion expert, a modern day diva, and her all time favorite singer is Madonna. She loves Karaoke, plays bingo on Tuesdays and enjoys her wine, that is for certain. Her favorite color is pink and she loves riding her Vespa around town. She is a celebrity in her own mind, a label whore, and considers that everyone else is beneath her. She parks her Vespa on a one way street, because the world does revolve around Kiki. She enjoys life to the fullest and takes full advantage of opportunities when they are given. Kiki has always felt that people mistreat her, because they are jealous. She is very political, very paranoid and enjoys staying off the grid. When she is not free loading somewhere, you can always be sure of one thing that is a constant, no matter what kooky story you heard on the street, her answer to everything is always the same. ” You don’t need to worry about that…… Right now.
For a small donation and gas money, she will always be willing to help out ” the little people” as she calls them, by claiming she can help you “fix your life.”
You can contact Hollywood Kiki by her agent in California, or send a direct message to her at email@example.com
All replies back will require a cash deposit or a gift card first before she will respond. Kiki has always valued her time and her privacy, time is money and she doesn’t have time for that…. Right now ” so please don’t expect a reply back until cash gratuities Are generously donated.
5 simple steps to make yourself feel better
1. Instead of looking at your own flaws find other people’s and always point them out
2. Blame other people for why your life sucks because its everybody’s fault but yours
3. Tell everyone how bad you had it growing up because being a victim is a good excuse for
The bad decisions you’ve made
4. Hate on people who did good things with their lives or make fun of people who tried and failed
This will help justify why you never gave effort and make you feel more comfortable being
5. Keep saying the phrase we all die in the end this will rationalize your apathy while at the same
Time devalue other people’s hard work and accomplishments
Woke up this morning to Kiki blaring Madonna and her fighting with the neighbors
holidays are always a good reason for Kiki to get extra drunk and be obnoxious she’s already had a whole box of wine and she’s starting to get sloppy for those of you that have invited her for dinner i suggest you don’t open the door she gets pretty mean the more she drinks.
Don’t worry i have taken her Vespa keys so everyone plan on getting drunk dialed from Kiki for a ride
Tara Rose Palumbo She is really getting brazen!
Shane Crey Gibson I like Kikis style!
Lisa Harrison i cant take this shit anymore i think im gonna have to get her some help shes definatley bipolar
Tara Rose Palumbo Just blow the dude, I am sure he would be happy with that. LOL
Tara im not blowing some guy so kiki can have a starter on her vespa your not takingthis serious at all she is trying to pimp me out and your telling me to blow your just as bad as she
Tara Rose Palumbo You know I was kidding
Deb Press …. Kiki…WTF?!?!? If it was a starter for like a Corvette, then maybe…but a Vespa? Seriously? lol
Quyen Tran Wow. She does not seem pleasant. Even if its a joke, she should’ve informed you because that’s just freaking weird.
Christine Brown Kiki went to far this time. Send her wild ass over to me. Ill fix her
Lisa Harrison She won’t be home until Sunday ill have her give you a call we definitely need to do some type of intervention
Christine Brown Sure ok after 12 noon.